I'm breaking up with you, Old Man Winter
It’s been real. It’s been lovely. It has been more than enough.
But do you not take a hint?
I’m serious now. Hit the road. Or, rather, get off the road so I can drive again. Here are your things. Here is your salt. Here are your scarf and your boots and your puddles and slush. I don’t care what the groundhog said. You need to leave.
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