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I'm breaking up with you, Old Man Winter

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OK, winter.

That’ll do.

It’s been real. It’s been lovely. It has been more than enough.

But do you not take a hint?

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I’m serious now. Hit the road. Or, rather, get off the road so I can drive again. Here are your things. Here is your salt. Here are your scarf and your boots and your puddles and slush. I don’t care what the groundhog said. You need to leave.

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