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Keeping U.S. secrets secret

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Wiki Leaks seems to have an untapped source into our most secret information. Yet the solution is very simple.

Take all our secrets documents and put them where Obama keeps his college transcripts and birth certificate. No one will ever find them.

Art Becker

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After graduating high school in 2004, I attended Central Lakes College in Staples, MN for 2 years where I got a diploma in Communication Art and Design. I then transfered up to Bemidji State University in, you guessed it, Bemidji, MN. In the spring of 2009, I graduated from BSU. Then in the fall of 2009 I got a job at Echo Publishing, a sister company to the Brainerd Dispatch.
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