Notice to women
This is just to notify women that you don’t need to go out and buy gaudy high boots just because the “fashion designers” tell you to do it.
Have a friend take a video of you walking in those boots as you push your cart through Walmart and Target so you can see how silly you look. It’s this year’s equivalent to the Nehru jacket.
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