We are so lucky in this area to have our very own, indigenous, climate scientists who are willing to share their findings in letters to the Dispatch. I’ve been concerned about global warming up to now, but after reading these letters, my fears have abated completely and I now know it’s simply a liberal hoax. I’ve taken the liberty of forwarding these letters to the IPCC (Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change) so this data can be
distributed to the 4,000 climate scientists from 154 countries who have predicted dire consequences for the planet. They will be delighted to change their data and findings to parallel those of our mid-Minnesota climate prognosticators. Indeed, heads of government around the globe will be dancing in the streets, celebrating that no climate changes are coming that no new
legislation is needed. Poor Al Gore, in disgrace he’ll return his prize and probably have to take up part time work at the drug store.