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opinion Brainerd, 56401

Brainerd MN 506 James St. / PO Box 974 56401

Ever wonder if you are a Republican or a democrat?

Here’s a simple test.

If you don’t like guns: a Republican doesn’t buy any; a Democrat wants all guns outlawed.


If you are a vegetarian: A Republican doesn’t eat meat; a Democrat wants all meat products banned.

If you are a homosexual/lesbian: a Republican quietly leads their lives; a Democrat demands legislated respect.

If you are “down and out”: A Republican thinks about how to better his/her situation; a Democrat thinks about who will take care of him/her.

If you don’t like a talk-show host: A Republican switches channels; a Democrat demands the show be shut down.

If you don’t believe in God or are not religious: A Republican does not go to church; a Democrat wants any mention of God silenced

If you need health care: A Republican goes shopping or looks for a job which provides it; a Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for it.

Don’t forget to vote “right” next fall.

Art Becker