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A simple test

Ever wonder if you are a Republican or a democrat?

Here’s a simple test.

If you don’t like guns: a Republican doesn’t buy any; a Democrat wants all guns outlawed.

If you are a vegetarian: A Republican doesn’t eat meat; a Democrat wants all meat products banned.

If you are a homosexual/lesbian: a Republican quietly leads their lives; a Democrat demands legislated respect.

If you are “down and out”: A Republican thinks about how to better his/her situation; a Democrat thinks about who will take care of him/her.

If you don’t like a talk-show host: A Republican switches channels; a Democrat demands the show be shut down.

If you don’t believe in God or are not religious: A Republican does not go to church; a Democrat wants any mention of God silenced

If you need health care: A Republican goes shopping or looks for a job which provides it; a Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for it.

Don’t forget to vote “right” next fall.

Art Becker


Denton (Denny) Newman Jr.
I've worked at the Brainerd Dispatch with various duties since Dec. 7, 1983. Starting off as an Ad Designer and currently Director of Audience Development. The Dispatch has been an interesting and challenging place to work. I'm fortunate to have made many friends, both co-workers and customers.
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