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A real - and surreal - Texas experience

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MOUNTAIN HOME, Texas — So a monkey, a warthog and a wildebeest walk into a bar.

Seriously.

Alright, so the baby monkey was a spectator — perched on its owner’s shoulder in line at a make-shift bar — and the baby pig and a number of wildebeest — or white-bearded gnu — were among the exotic animals on the auction block nearby.

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