There is hard-won schadenfreude to be savored as the barrage of post-election ideological hissy fits grace the local opinion page. Heck, their simple compilation could serve sweetly as state's exhibits A-Z at a communal commitment hearing for the looney leftist wing of the party of the little guy (excluding those pesky unborn, of course).
And, it's nice to know that, even when those evil Russians do launch the EMP attack, in collusion with the tweeting orange-haired devil, the direct and not-so-secret secure line, from the palace of the perpetually perturbed to the office of the ministry of selected truth, will still be crackling.
Too bad their emails were of no interest to Wikileaks.
The amusement wanes just a bit when we realize one of these scolds is a former chair of the party of selected little guys. Another is a physician, and a few of them behave as if they are shocked that gulags and guillotines are no longer considered legitimate tools of real revolution.
(Trump is Hitler? How clever of him to have shaved his neat little moustache and given all those contributions to Democrats over the years.)
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One of them is even a school teacher.
But I'm certain our watchdogs on the school board would inform us quickly if any real shenanigans were going on in our classrooms.
Wouldn't they?
Oh well. Another matter for another day, I suppose.
On the other hand, if these prophets are all as wise as they profess to be, there can't be too many days left.
Relax, children. If a determined "genius" like Obama couldn't wreck the world in eight years, how could a "dimwit" like Trump do it within days?
I know! Let's pray for them!
No. That would only irritate them further. Better, one concludes, to simply watch and wonder.
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Guy Green
Brainerd
